I don't get it.. !! ?? How come the caribou & the boreal wolves aint on the enemies list .. or wild salmon, steelhead, turtles or beaver or eagles ? Or any fish, mollusk or crustacean that does not have commercial or sport fishing value or a conservative alliance lobbyist.. ? Or the 'comes thru fire' salamander horde ?? What ? We are too small ? Hey !! We is bigger than Tinkerbell .. tho a bit smaller than skinks .. but we eat crocodiles for lunch ..
And hey ! What about the little fry hiding in the formerly protected navigable waters.. that bigger fishies eat to stay alive. And how come Orca aint on the enemies list ?? Harper thinks Orca will 'adjust' to sonar blasting from Chinese tankers.. and any of the great whales, seals, dolphins too..? Or does he think they should all apply to Immigration n migrate to dry land ? Or to tailing ponds.. those vessels of sweet water Joe Oliver keeps frothing (greenly) from his mealy millionaire Montreal mouth about ..
Since the collective Ministries of HarperLand are for the most part dedicated to attacking the Canadian Environment.. you'd think each and every critter affected or targeted would be listed.. OK Ok .. to this point, former Defense Minister MacKay's air force did not try to practice ground attack tactics with F-35's & cluster bombs on unsuspecting Alberta buffalo, ground hogs of Ontario or Quebecois great blue herons or beluga in James Bay .. But then again.. once you make the Harper Hit List.. yer dayz are numbered.. they might even send Del Mastro after you.. or Tom Flanagan .. or a heat seeking Boessenkool ad agency media missile .. or the RCMP .. or the Great Fantino .. or uh .. tag team you via Jenni Byrne & Pierre the great poo-teeno Poilievre
Oh .. sorry .. its just human enemies our Government is after.. to identify, sort out and protect the pro Harper quislings, trolls, creationists etc from the dangerous true Canadians Eh .. with glowing hearts that will actually stand on stand on guard for democracy, clean elections, the environment (and its vital creatures) accountability, transparency and common sense..
As always, a pleasure to hear from you, Salamander. And also as always, you have seen through to the many deep, deep deficiencies of our current Overlorda, expressing your observations in your inimitable style.
Lorne, how dare you write about this and paranoia. You're hereby on the enemy list.
ReplyDeleteI guess it is time to go to ground and assume a new identity, LeDaro. ;) Perhaps a ten-gallon hat might be the perfect disguise?
DeleteI suspect it doesn't take much to put you on Harper's enemy list, Lorne.
ReplyDeleteIndeed, it is a mark of distinction that I suspect many would be proud to bear, Owen.
DeleteLorne, here is a suggestion for your camouflage. It is not that heavy. :)
ReplyDeleteHa,ha,ha! Thanks, LeDaro. I might slip into it once this heatwave is over.
DeleteDefinitely adding it to my sidebar!
ReplyDeleteA great idea, Marie. I'll see if I can figure out how to put it on mine as well.
DeleteI don't get it.. !! ?? How come the caribou & the boreal wolves aint on the enemies list .. or wild salmon, steelhead, turtles or beaver or eagles ? Or any fish, mollusk or crustacean that does not have commercial or sport fishing value or a conservative alliance lobbyist.. ? Or the 'comes thru fire' salamander horde ?? What ? We are too small ? Hey !! We is bigger than Tinkerbell .. tho a bit smaller than skinks .. but we eat crocodiles for lunch ..
ReplyDeleteAnd hey ! What about the little fry hiding in the formerly protected navigable waters.. that bigger fishies eat to stay alive. And how come Orca aint on the enemies list ?? Harper thinks Orca will 'adjust' to sonar blasting from Chinese tankers.. and any of the great whales, seals, dolphins too..? Or does he think they should all apply to Immigration n migrate to dry land ? Or to tailing ponds.. those vessels of sweet water Joe Oliver keeps frothing (greenly) from his mealy millionaire Montreal mouth about ..
Since the collective Ministries of HarperLand are for the most part dedicated to attacking the Canadian Environment.. you'd think each and every critter affected or targeted would be listed.. OK Ok .. to this point, former Defense Minister MacKay's air force did not try to practice ground attack tactics with F-35's & cluster bombs on unsuspecting Alberta buffalo, ground hogs of Ontario or Quebecois great blue herons or beluga in James Bay .. But then again.. once you make the Harper Hit List.. yer dayz are numbered.. they might even send Del Mastro after you.. or Tom Flanagan .. or a heat seeking Boessenkool ad agency media missile .. or the RCMP .. or the Great Fantino .. or uh .. tag team you via Jenni Byrne & Pierre the great poo-teeno Poilievre
Oh .. sorry .. its just human enemies our Government is after.. to identify, sort out and protect the pro Harper quislings, trolls, creationists etc from the dangerous true Canadians Eh .. with glowing hearts that will actually stand on stand on guard for democracy, clean elections, the environment (and its vital creatures) accountability, transparency and common sense..
As always, a pleasure to hear from you, Salamander. And also as always, you have seen through to the many deep, deep deficiencies of our current Overlorda, expressing your observations in your inimitable style.
DeleteEnemy to Harper, Ally to Canada.
ReplyDeleteHear, hear, Anon.
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