Showing posts with label ministry of truth. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ministry of truth. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Another Message From The Ministry of Truth

To all Canadian Consumers: Season's Greetings. All is still well. Shop until you drop.

We repeat, Season's Greetings. All is still well. Shop until you drop.


Your dollars help to support good-paying Canadian retail and service jobs and bring much-needed manufacturing employment to residents of developing countries, who we should be thinking of at this time of year.

And remember, pay no attention to that pesky man behind the curtain.

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

This Just In From The Ministry of Truth

Citizens of Canada:

All is well. Return to your workstations and your reality shows. We repeat, all is well. Return to your work stations and your reality shows.

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.