Tuesday, June 12, 2018

How Do You Get In A Fight With Canada?

So asks Seth Myers. To which he answers, "That's like holding a grudge against a Golden Retriever puppy."



Or, to put it even more succinctly,

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  1. Something tells me De Niro's advice will go viral, Lorne.

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    1. There is already a hashtag on Twitter with De Niro's imprecation, Owen. One of my favourites is this one:

      Once in a lifetime, if you're lucky, you get a President that makes you proud to be an American.

      THIS IS NOT THAT PRESIDENT.

      Not even a little bit.

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  2. .. I often think comedic talk show monologues make more of dent or resonate with the public, than anything other that Mainstream Media cartoons..

    The orange buffoon makes it easy on a daily basis.. a walking talking self contradicting ego balloon.. but hey.. a part of the American population thinks he walks on water.. while he acts and is.. the fool

    US Marines must salute this clot daily.. Riddle me that !

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    1. There are many jobs I do not envy, Sal. The one requiring a daily salute to Trump is one of them.

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  3. Meatpuppets only read lines when someone is paying them. They weren't put on this Earth to do the thinking. They spend all their free-time in assorted acts of hedonism, debauchery and molesting underlings. They don't have time to read the news; let alone contemplate its meaning and significance in a historical context.

    It's hilarious watching Jim Carrey throw himself at all this Fake Media money flowing around. He puts a bunch out really bad editorial cartoon art. The message behind the medium: "Coach, put me in the game! Give me a $60-M Netflix special and I'll say or do ANYTHING you want me to!"

    These meatpuppets are not only shallow, vacuous and brainless, they are soulless, money-grubbing empty husks.

    Like Junior. Why is Junior fighting for free trade with Mexico, TPP nations and China? Because it will "grow the middle class"? You can't grow the middle class shipping all the jobs and wealth out of the country. THIS IS THE VERY PROCESS DESTROYING THE MIDDLE CLASS.

    It's because he's getting paid.

    Just like Junior's "balanced environmentalism" means going all-in on shipping bitumen to China, which has no GHG regulations or pricing, and almost all of the bitumen emissions are counted on China's side of the ledger.

    All these meat puppets – Fake Politicians, Fake Actors, Fake Comedians, Fake Journalists, Fake Academics – will be the death of us all.

    (Or rather the ones pulling their strings: these upper-crust moochers; aka Masters of the Universe. Wait till they meet the real thing. They ain't gonna like it one bit.)

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    1. There is nothing you have written here, Anon, with which I can disagree. Such is the sad state of the world today.

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  4. Trump is now threatening Canadians at large, telling us that our prime minister's actions will cost us a lot of money. That overstuffed bag of shit needs to realize that most of us could easily pass for Americans anytime, anywhere. We can make ourselves indistinguishable. We can move through any American city undetected and unhindered. We're sort of like Ninjas of the True North.

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    1. Ninjas of the True North. I love it, Mound!

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