Admittedly, it has been a while since I have turned my thoughts to crazed evangelicals. Ever since Pat Robertson left the scene, no doubt having retired to better await the rapture, it just hasn't been the same.
Nonetheless, although not necessarily a worthy successor to Pastor Pat, preacher Sharon Gilbert proves she is ready, willing, and most able, should the call come:
End Times preacher Sharon Gilbert says that an alien imitated her husband, and then it tried to have sex with her, and then it claimed to be Xerxes, and then Jesus got involved, and then the alien turned out to be a reptile with a posse of gargoyles.
Many years ago I read of this sort of bizarre occurrence in Britain at the end of empire. Evangelism and the occult, sometimes hand in hand, were on a roll.
ReplyDeleteAs the American Empire continues to dissolve, Mound, I expect more of these charlatans will thrive.
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