Reflections, Observations, and Analyses Pertaining to the Canadian Political Scene
Monday, March 9, 2015
But Can He Heal Himself?
That well-known metaphysician to the fundamentalist Christian soul, 'Doctor' Pat Robertson, prescribes some strong medicine to combat an infectious workplace agent:
Perfect logic. From now on, no Christian soldier should be ordered to serve anywhere in the Middle East. Get out of there while you can? Don't hang around until you get infected. Run, run home!
I find it unfair that the reverend is now asking us to contend with an additional previously unidentified threat to our welfare. We've hardly had a chance to overcome our fear of enslavement by vegetables.
Perfect logic. From now on, no Christian soldier should be ordered to serve anywhere in the Middle East. Get out of there while you can? Don't hang around until you get infected. Run, run home!
ReplyDeleteThe good reverend's consistent message seems to be, "Be afraid of those with different views. Be very afraid.
DeleteI find it unfair that the reverend is now asking us to contend with an additional previously unidentified threat to our welfare. We've hardly had a chance to overcome our fear of enslavement by vegetables.
ReplyDeleteConstant vigilance is required, sayeth the good reverend, John.
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