In Norway, there is a young woman named Nano who believes she is a cat.
Nano claims to possess many feline characteristics including a hatred of water and the ability to communicate simply by meowing.This 'genetic defect,' she claims, has given her cat-like powers far beyond the limits of ordinary mortals. She can, for example, hear things others can't:
The young woman shows off her cat characteristics by wearing fake ears and an artificial tail. She communicates by meowing.
"I realised I was a cat when I was 16 when doctors and psychologists found out what was "the thing" with me. Under my birth there was a genetic defect".
"Suitcases rolling on the ground," she says, "Keys clinking in pockets. People with ice under their shoes."
"I can see better in the dark than in daylight. That's no problem," she says. "I have been running a lot after animals that can be seen in the shadows."But wait. There's more!
Nano prefers to crawl around on her hands and knees, and paws at windows when she wants to go outside.For those inquiring minds out there, the delicate subject of kitty litter boxes was not brought up.
She also said, despite their size, she can sleep in the sink and on windowsills.
"It's also obvious that I'm a cat when I start purring and meowing," she explains. "And walking around on four legs and stuff like that."
And for the dog people who might feel left out, there is this:
As Johnny Carson used to say, "I do not make these things up, folks, I merely report them."