Prepare to be tutored about the relationship between Covid swabs and zombies, thanks to the good offices of the most Reverend Jim Bakker:
Right-wing conspiracy theorist Steve Quayle warns Jim Bakker's audience that nasal tests for COVID-19 are part of a plan to obtain DNA samples to be used in the creation of targeted biological weapons that will turn everyone into flesh-eating zombies. bit.ly/2PwdRC9
H/t Right Wing Watch
Clearly, there is no hope.
I understand why Jimmy might be concerned about the issues Mr. Quayle is raising. If available in sufficient quantity, the blood of tortured children could become considered by his followers as an alternative to his buckets of gruel.
ReplyDeleteOr, at the very least, John, a useful supplement to Jim's concoctions.
DeleteCutting edge research paper on the zombie problem.
ReplyDeleteHow many zombies do you know?
Clearly, this merits serious study, jrkrideau. Thanks you for the link, which I shall peruse anon.
Delete.. perhaps I'll revisit Frank Zappa & Zombie Woof ..
ReplyDeleteWhen they come after me and mine I'll bribe them off with grape flavour Popsicles and tiny bags of jelly beans.. I call it the 'Halloween Defense' - I bear them no malice.. but know they must not go home wailing & empty handed ..
Sounds like a plan, Sal. Clearly, these entities are not to be trifled with.
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