Tuesday, November 5, 2019

My Gorge Rises

May your constitution prove stronger than mine. If God is ever in the mood for smiting someone, I've got the perfect candidate:

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  1. .. best laugh I've had today, thanks Lorne !!

    I dunno.. its like the desperation move of a lunatic. I caught a moment in there of Ivanka grinning behind daddy.. surely her Jewish hubby is stoked to have her purifying gawdliness, maybe share an office space with him.. I presume that prancing shouter is onside with the all encompassing geebuzz showtime razzmataz and can't wait to meet Jerod's buddy from Saudi Arabia.. Hell n Damnation she will be a hit with the soldiers overseas.. Can we get her up here to pimp Jason Kenney and Andrew Scheer ? Ethical Oil y'know.. holy stuff. Surely she's an ordained ministeress of an aged sect.. she speaks & moves in tongues like a dog.. as Trump surely will attest, lotsa laying on of hands. Damn.. what freakuency she channeling or voltage? Who needs a pipeline to tidewater when you gots a woman who's got a pipeline to God and the Holy Spirit !! She a free agent ? Just think of her doing the pre game rant for the Redskins.. (who are sleepless and 1 & 8 in Washington) She probably could pay cash for the troubled franchise.. God as her defensive line coach trumps any offensive line but Trump.. the master of offensive lines

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    1. Glad you enjoyed it, Sal. Clearly, White and Trump make for a dynamic duo. For the average Trump supporter, I guess her words are taken as (or instead of) Gospel.

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  2. She's an extreme example of the corrupt theology of the "Christian conservative" movement I wrote about in my last post. The ancient Greeks believed that those whom the gods would destroy they first make mad. What is this but madness writ large? When does Nemesis put in her vengeful appearance?

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    1. Some say its coming in 2020, Mound, but I'm not so sure. BTW, I just finished reading The Testaments. It is the dystopian U.S. writ large.

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