Friday, December 28, 2018

Calling The Rewrite Department

Also, a new cameraman, ideology and leader might not be a bad idea for the Conservative Party of Canada:



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  1. .. alrighty then.. (emphasis on the 'righty') - but all shoots such as this sneery smarm from Scheer have evolutionary stages. So don't shoot the shooter Lorne (or snow the snowman) Some war room hack conceived the Scheer Christmas Cuddle back in an orgasmic flush or warm wash of insipid aspirational glory wishing upon a distant tooth fairy or star in a collapsing black hole, that ate itself or plans to do so. This is worse than Stanfield fielding punts.. but flubbing the one among dozens he gathered to his scrawny praire bosomness just as the camera clicked

    The chain of command in the ReformaTory war room poops this stuff according to gravity. Downhill. Vague stupido concept is pooped. Not pitched. THE PARTY 'brain trust' holds mighty meetings. A shrill partisan PR firm is consulted. Hamish attends.

    A production company is handed the brilliant rough draft script. The stornoway fireplace booked. Tie selection (wardrobe) dept is invoked or prorogued. Post production encoding considered. Scheer is still lost in the bewilderness and unaware (he will remain in this 'state of grace' a long time) Pre production meetings fire up, 'Scope of Work' defined or muddled, prelim costing, date avails, production crewing sniffled over.. the lunch menu for rough cut reviewing.. as well as the 1st, 2nd - all the way to eventual 'Final - 24th revision) are pre-ordered from the approved caterer, makeup and hair booked, soundman.. and finally... a camera crew booked plus lighting and grip, gaffer, .. I could go on and on.. re how the camera persons were hired long after the menu was approved.. and were told this wacko trendo, look off cameraq 'look or style' was to be applied.

    Its classic ConservaTory overthink wanking.. a la Harper's low or no budget 24/7 tedium. Now we see Doug the Thug doing his fake folksy Christmas fondest memories.. ugh with a vague partisan woman who spends far too much monthly on her shrubbery style hairdo and pitches softballs. its laughable crud propaganda.

    But the Scheer camp has him launching tweets and public pretensions daily a la full bore Trumpism.. it really is quite amazing. Here is a vapid & insipid ideologist of zero real world work experience, winning a 'leadership' contest on the 13th ballot & rewarded by now living in a 34 room mansion with all expenses paid, limos, chefs, maids, laundry, meals.. security - you name it.. plus expanded salary and gold plated pension.. and it seems to boil down to 'oh hi.. I didn't notice you there' - that's Scheer and his war room brain trust with a message to Canadians.. for Christmas

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    1. An outstanding analysis of the Tory brain trust, Sal. May their profound ineptitude continue well into the new year.

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