Wednesday, December 14, 2022

Truly, We Have Reached The End Times

 As a man, should I be embarrassed to admit I didn't know this was a thing?

I guess we can all rest easier knowing that Big Parma is on the job, ridding mankind of one of its biggest scourges. However, one might want to consider the side effects before using.

One thing I know for sure, I will never ever again think of carrots in the same way.

6 comments:

  1. When wee willie has been on a bender take Xiaflex, it will straighten you up in no time!

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    1. Excellent, Rob! You sound like just the right copywriter for this job.

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  2. ..and I always thought carrots were to help eyesight, maybe this stuff cures both my problems....!!
    (rural)

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    1. I guess they were right all along about the importance of healthy eating, eh, Rural?

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  3. A build up of scar tissue - interesting. Maybe they could team up with Naproxen and also relieve the arthritic hands cause by the build up of penile scar tissue.

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    1. The sky is the limit in its commercial implications, Domenic; I find your an example of possible synergies truly inspiring!

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