A Ball And Chain Forged By Fools

I hope to be back with something new tomorrow. In the meantime, this speaks volumes:

Straighten Up And Fly Right

 I somehow doubt it is possible anymore to "fly the friendly skies" south of us.

An Olympic Performance

 And the gold medal winner in the back flip category is: Andrea Horwath.

H/t Theo Moudakis

This Puts Things Into Perspective

 

Oh, I Love This

 I hope you do too.

Would You Buy A Pillow From This Man?

 I wouldn't.

And you needn't watch this entire video to get renewed confirmation that American stupidity is rampant.

Does This Look Familiar?

 

Not only does the Great Grifter have a new scheme to fleece his followers, but he is doing it in a way that will appeal to their basest, most racist instincts.

While other designs are also being considered, the above clearly will have great appeal to the greatest number of people who want to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, only this grift  will offer Trump fealty cards for this reason:

"The card you select will be carried by Patriots all around the Country. They will be a sign of your dedicated support to our movement to SAVE AMERICA, and I'm putting my full trust in you," one email from Trump's Save America PAC said.

"We're about to launch our Official Trump Cards, which will be reserved for President Trump's STRONGEST supporters," the PAC said in a followup email, according to Business Insider.

 It's unclear what the cards will cost or what they will be used for aside from showing the user's devotion to Trump.

Oh, I can think of a couple of things to do with this card, but since I try to practise a certain level of decorum on this blog, I will leave it to the imagination of readers as to its best use.